Con: Shane, Oisín, Dave and humbug go on at length about the great time had at Vaticon in University College Dublin at the tail end of con season, ranging from surprise excellent LARPs to radio miscommunication to getting locked in the pub.

I've decided it's a bit puerile to keep doing the double entendre thing for every episode, so why don't you folks give it a go? Post any good ones you find in the comments. I'll start you off: hot seat.

NPC Exp: The return of Tom and Dizzy, our obscure board game contractors. This time around they're talking about Napoleon's Triumph (not Bonaparte's Triumph as Shane mistakenly says in the intro) and Star Warriors from the good old days. Apologies for all the snuffling and coughing, two of the four panelists were ill.

• Stretches out the edges a little bit.
• The polygons are quite large.
• You want to get around behind somebody.
• Wrestling for position.
• It's going to be messy.
• Mounted on hard board.
• He kept coming at my flank.
• Put them in the cockpit.
• It was a bit too long.
• It fits in lovely.

Re-publishing this because my own stupidity messed things up for subscribers. Sorry folks!

Con: Shane, Liam and humbug's excitement about how great Conpulsion was causes a general break-down of communication.

• Shane got a giant fist.
• I've made a pile.
• You took that out in the pub.
• Play ball.
• Two people deep.
• Someone stuck up their hand.
• They were looking to put out.
• Look at an Imperial thingie.

Downtime: Torn from within by confusion over whether or not computer wargames are better than table-top wargames, Shane provokes debate on computers versus reality throughout the spectrum of gaming.

• Big barrier to entry.
• I go up and I can only do certain things.
• Doing it with another person.
• Raise another point.
• Face-to-face ambience.
• Keeping a log.
• Strip!